NIGERIA: STATE OF THE NATION, A COUNTRY GONE MAD

 


NIGERIA: STATE OF THE NATION

 A COUNTRY GONE MAD

(Inspired by posts, comments and arguments by Nigerians in recent times)

Contentment is the grace to stand up from the dinning table and look away from the food tray when your belly is full.

But the Nigerian  public official, although filled and belching with excess, would still hide stolen meat within the corners of his mouth at a dinner, stuff fried rice into his socks, and try to shuffle moinmoin into his shoes. 

Madness wouldn't you say?

Who else would steal 80 billion Naira except a mad fellow.

One is terribly saddened when you consider the professions of the pen robbers.

Kemebradikumo Pondei, that dramatic NDDC acting Managing Director that fainted in the Senate was a Professor of Medicine. A man trained to build, repair and even possibly manufacture life. Yet, he too got to table, and scooped jollof rice into his boxers.

Do you know who Diezani Alison-Madueke was? No you don't. When ladies of her age were wishing and praying to be admitted to Shell Petroleum as typists or tea girls, she was already on the board of the company as an executive director. God gave her the bigger privilege of marrying Allison Madueke, a naval officer and former military Governor of two States.

She was a trained architect who transformed to  become Nigeria's first female petroleum minister. Yet, despite these privileges, Diezani stole our barbequed fish, roasted yams, and hide them in her bra. Like a mad woman.

You recollect that JAMB/NECO ex Registrar, that Professor, the one that stole almost a billion. Just go through his CV, he had been eating from one educational agency to another non stop since the military era.

But at almost 70, a grandpa, he comes from detention facility and goes to court to defend himself for stealing monies he would never need.

At 70, a man is nearer to his grave, but in Nigeria, a 74 year old Minister would steal to buy a plot of land to build a new mansion.

Our leaders make you poke at your credentials and certificates. lf medical doctors, Senior Advocate of Nigeria, Doctors of Philosophy, and Professors would be this bestial and mad, you wonder to what purpose is our education. No wonder our children now say “Education na Scam”.

Some apologists of corruption say people steal government funds because they fear to fall back the poverty after leaving office. But how do you explain a Uzor Kalu or a Rochas Okorocha who rode on private billions before politics and still stole the community goats and chickens. Lucky Igbinedion, the former Governor of Edo State, had a golden spoon in his mouth at birth , but he  nevertheless seized the feeding bottles of milk from the mouths of Edo babies.

 A billion has nine zeros. With ₦80 billion you can build a brand new town, local government area, of 15, 000 low cost housing units complete with roads, schools and hospitals. ₦80 billion would build a new ten-Faculty University,  that can accommodate 20,000 undergraduates and graduate students.

Achattered accountant allegedly stole such staggering sum. A fellow of ICAN, a distinguished member of a privileged elite group. Who else should know the cost implication of fraud better than a chartered Accountant?

The almajiri, area boys, touts, and their likes are not the main threat to this beautiful country. The elites are. The Directors, Permanent Secretary, vice chancellors, CEO, solicitor generals, Senators, Governors are the ones bleeding us. It is not bandits, boko haram, or IPOB. The elites are the ones bombing and destroying the social architecture of our nation with their unbridled hedonism. They think the stolen billions would enamour them to the dangers ahead.

Having broken the social ligaments that hold our nation together, by stealing monies meant for education, healthcare and infrastructure, the elites have rendered Nigeria a classless nation.

Billionaires are now stolen, emirs are kidnapped, and attempts had been made in recent past to abduct a serving Governor. The elites had sowed wild thorns, the harvest is fully here.

 


Politicians steal in Japan, and Senators thief in America. A $50,000 bribe. A golden watch. Or a misappropriated flight ticket or inflated hotel bills. But in Nigeria, our leaders don't embezzle, they haul. Why? Because they are mad.

What exactly is our problem?

It is not money; definitely not money. It is a lack of the knowledge of what actually to do with it. Where people have wisdom, they understand that once possessions go beyond a home and two cars with ample retirement fund, the use of money is to build your community and to build your nation.

A look at what the thief does with the stolen money confirms the madness.

He buys things and people. To him everybody and everything has a price tag; even Justice.

He buys power and more power and traumatizes his community with his wealth. He makes the poor feel their poverty and the average person bemoan his averageness.


He builds physical structures without human structures; from big towers here and there which become the talking points of lesser idiots whose place in life is to praise those structures even as they hope to build same someday.

His shopping list includes pressmen, clergies, judges and policemen. He funds his political party and he is rewarded with even more money which he recycles the same old way.

He also goes after women; all shapes sizes tribes and tongues for the sole reason of being able to boast about his conquest.

Religious homes are also infected with the madness. The big thief gets honoured by religious homes devoted to Mammon where he gets praised by the worshippers of the idol there who promise the money-man life hereafter for a slice of his goodies.

Then he dies hoping that people will be talking about him. Soon he is forgotten like other fools.

Our politicians, despite their jejune certificates, lack the intellectual capacity to solve our economic problems, and worse, they lack the contemplation of the right philosophy of public service. They aren't kingly, neither are they philosophic.



No man living personally needs a billion.

What for?

Dangote, Buhari, Bua, Otedola, OBJ, Elumelu, TY Danjuma, cannot  spend fifty thousand naira daily on Nigerian foods or meals. If they do, they would die sooner than their time. You would too.

Every extra gift, talent, grace, money and wealth we have, is not totally for us but for society and state. We are to give, give and give, for state, humanity and posterity.

It is normal and accepted to have optimal material rewards and compensation for our efforts. That is why the Accountant General of the Federation, Minister, Governor, Senator, Rep, permanent Secretary are well remunerated above others, so he won't run mad and go about stealing.

Not a single man or woman among these people who have spirited away billions of naira has thought of establishing a factory manufacturing cellphones in Nigeria?

Nobody wants to invest wealth in people. There are people everywhere around you who can be raised.

They can't come together and say, 'Lets solve the electricity problem'. None has said, 'I want to make a dent on the housing challenge. I will go into affordable housing and build new cities'.


None has said, 'Most of our universities have a shortage of hostel accommodation. I'd like to address that' and put in two billion per school.

It is a proof madness that with all those billions, there is no impact on society and people are mostly unemployed and there are no spectacular undertakings to fire the imagination of the younger ones.



 There are however a few good examples despite the rot; some sanity in the midst of the madness.

Oby Ezekwesili was former minister of solid minerals, and education. Although she may not be hundred percent clean, she does not have the look nor the body scent of a thief.

Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala handled our billions of dollars at the time Nigeria was awash with much. Her hands may not be hypo clean, but she didn't haul our billions into her truck. If she had, no one would call her higher into World Trade Organization.

We also have the like of Professor Ishaq Oloyede of JAMB who started reporting and returning surplus to the Treasury unlike his predecessors as JAMB Registrars.

The sad thing is they are few and far between.

They hardly get honored or acknowledged by society. Young ones hardly see them as role models.

The big thief flaunting his ill-gotten wealth all around, corrupting everything he touches is the one revered by young and old.

Values and ideals have taken flight for our collective madness.

How long this will last and how far it will go before the bubble bursts remains a conjecture because THIS COUNTRY IS OUT OF ORDER.

 

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